if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

(Source: baruchsbalthamos, via ruinedchildhood)

@2 weeks ago with 197864 notes

generaloftheuniverse:

alishalovescats1701:

itsraininbritishmen:

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

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cries

you mean fries

I live in a world where this is essentially porn for me, what is life for me right now?

(Source: naadaa11, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

@2 weeks ago with 500796 notes

thebluebear27:

You may unfollow me, but you will never be able to live down the fact you liked me at some point to follow in the first place. image

(via ratchetmess)

@2 months ago with 16693 notes

kateordie:

Some filth doodles, which may or may not be Smut Peddler-related.

(via drunkbitchlookingforlove)

@3 months ago with 1194 notes

i’m the worst person to sleep with

aaaaaahhhreallife:

black—lamb:

wtfced:

black—lamb:

wtfced:

black—lamb:

i’ll take all of your covers and kick you a good 30x

thats wat cuffs are for

nope, you know i bruise easily…..

leather cuffs dont bruise

you know i don’t own leather hashtaganimalwelfare……..

What about nylon?

@3 months ago with 23 notes

koolaidicecubes:

When you think someone cute is looking at you

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(via chadleymacguff)

@2 weeks ago with 5252 notes

Anonymous asked: i feel like a lil race play with a white man would be hot, as long as he don't get carried away or try to take it outside of the bedroom.

tsarcasm:

howtobeafuckinglady:

once again sojourner truth did not free your great great great great grandma’s black ass so you can be out here disrespecting her struggle by playing “Overseer and Slave Girl” with Billy who u met awf of OKcupid

When will y’all learn to love yourselves?

@3 weeks ago with 1210 notes
@3 months ago with 2483 notes

dnotive:

How to Explain a TV show to different people.

(Source: College Humor, via a-passionate-aggression)

@3 months ago with 10274 notes

"Does Lady Gaga really want R. Kelly to do what he wants with her body? Remember, he pissed on someone."

@5 months ago with 1 note
#shit my boyfriend says